Saturday, May 9, 2009

Diction-uber-nary

UBER is a flexible word, almost as flexible as the term FUCK.

UBER
Definition: To be awesome beyond compare.
A state of utter coolness

Used in a sentence : The MAN is not uber. (meaning the MAN is uncool)

UBERIFICATION
Definition: The process of making something or someone UBER, i.e. awesome beyond compare.
To convert something or someone to a state of utter coolness.

Used in a sentence : Since the MAN was not uber, he underwent uberification.

UBERNESS
Definition : The state of being uber (refer to definition of uber)

Used in a sentence: The MAN could not comprehend the feeling of uberness.

DEUBERFY
Definition : To undo someone or something's state of being uber.

Used in a sentence : I cannot believe she just deuberfied herself like that.

UNUBER
Definition : Not uber.

Used in a sentence : After many failed attempts, the MAN was forced to accept that he was unuber.

DEUBERIFICATION
Definition : The process of reversing one's state of being uber.

Used in a sentence : She was confident she will not undergo deuberification becuase she was uber beyond compare.



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1 comment:

Tharuman said...

where have i seen this before??